Full title: Hipstery Blame Liberation Scapegoat

Department: Non-Human Resources

Location: Wire fence outside Secret Bunker

Renumeration: Leftovers and a lot of personal thinking time.

The long road of liberation can get a little bumpy sometimes. Even great men are prone to making intermittent, epic blunders. We, noble t-shirt scientists are not exempt for committing such calamities.

We don’t really begrudge making mistakes, sometimes genius takes a bank holiday weekend at the precise moment it was required. However, we are growing weary of taking the responsibility for our bouts of incompetence. No more. No more shall we suffer these indignations…Instead you can.

We have created a compelling vacancy to become the Hipstery’s own personal scapegoat!

You’ll reside outside the Hipstery’s secret lair and be allowed to wander around the picturesque paddocks and meadows that blanket it. Your day will be an interesting juxtapose of serene natural bliss in the paddock and primal, blind fear. The bliss from your time spent eating grass and doing whatever it is goats do when no-one is looking, probably eating grass. The fear occurring when you are chased by a Hipstery team member, enraged from the failure of yet another of his hair brained schemes, who will verbally assault you within an inch of your little, futile goat life.

This exciting opening comes with no real perks or benefits. Previous experience as a scapegoat isn’t necessary, however those who have held this or related position such as – doormat, village idiot, whipping boy, intern, milk and/or hallway monitor, social retard or goat will stand in good stead for an interview.

To apply send a statement of motivation outlining why you are the perfect scapegoat (bonus points if you include a photo) to our usual address salutations [at] hipstery.com.