After causing a near Facebook fan page riot by dissing our method of picking a winner to the earlier random fact about your parner contest, Lydia only went on to pick the winning number (7) in our hastily announced please don’t hate us additional contest – winning herself a free shirt. It was as if she had the whole thing planned all along, rebellion never tasted so sweet. We sat down with the little minx to find out about Gary Oldman, Marmite and what you are really supposed to do with Fruit Pastilles.

1. How did you find out about our mystery service?

I have an over enthusiastic boyfriend who told me about the Hipstery, I fear he loves you more than me.

2. How was the experience and what did our fashionologists of cool select for you?

The experience was thoroughly enjoyable, I received a fun t-shirt with a person in a moose costume saying ‘I am Not Cute’, even though they are! And an outcast t-shirt with a lovely picture of a tree and cherubs.

3. My friend Konrad told me once that women who have elongated chins are more fertile. What’s the most retarded thing someone tried to convince you of?

I have to warn you before I start that this is a very explicit and may not be suitable for anyone. I was once told that someone I knew, knew someone that had wanted to spice up their sex life with their girlfriend. They bought a packet of Fruit Pastilles and proceeded to insert 3 of them…

[okay we’re censoring it there, our mums might be reading. Trust us, if you knew the outcome, you and your appetite would thank us, it ends in hospital rather badly for the central protagonist as well]

4. If you could be any fictional moving picture actor who would it be and why?

Gary Oldman, obviously. [of course, silly question now that we think about it more]

5. Rikard loves milk, what do you love?

Marmite, more than my boyfriend.

[coincidentally we ran out of marmite today, I was spreading it on my toast, went back into the jar for another dip, none came out. I was heartbroken. I just smashed the jar on the floor and trudged back to bed, sometimes when something like that happens you just know the day is over, there’s no point fighting it, just sleep it through. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get Marmite in Germany? Very hard friends, very hard….