Has it been that long since the last update? Oh dear. What’s going on? Well Bjarni got married to a girl he won on a hand of poker (presumably, that’s usually where he usually finds women, he tends not to introduce me to them for fear my dashing good looks may seduce them away from him).

I had a very minor operation yesterday and will be in bed the next few days feeling sorry for myself and commanding my butler, the Hipstery Elf, to fulfil my ever whim.

Budge is in Sweden on holiday in a big dilapidated bus he swapped with a  hippie for 60 cigarettes and a case of Club Mate.

Rikard is a recluse so he’s at home as usual but ignoring me on skype since he should be finishing up screens for the new site but isn’t. Here’s some sneaky cryptic sneak secret peak image dumps at what we have finished so far……

That’s not going to reveal too much but shows you we are getting there, or at least somewhere, slowly. The Hipstery is purely a labour of love, and not something for which we extract fiscal benefit and so often its forced to occupy the quiet moments when we’ve finished prostituting ourselves in whatever manner possible, to keep the lights on and the vodka flowing in the secret bunker.

Our new programmer (a juggling unicycle rider, I kid you not) keeps waiting until he thinks no-one is looking then goes on another holiday! If we actually had any money I’d have to assume he was embezzling it. So the new site is progressing slllllooooowly from a technical side. I’ve purchased large quantities of duck tape, and I plan on affixing him permanently to his swivel chair, to stop him holidaying further until his tasks are completed.

Ah, the strife and struggles of running a chaotic liberation service….

“Hipstery elf?! Run me a bath double quick, you can massage my feet while I’m in there as well you lousy slacker, I’m recovering from a very seriously, minor operation here. Jesus, you just can’t get the help.”