Firstly I’d like to commence this telegram with an apology to any attendees of my recent 52nd birthday party. It’s reported that late into the party I disappeared to my chamber, reappearing in a state of undress. My modesty was protected only by my party hat, worn over a certain body part for which I realize now it is not intended. Allegedly I then proceeded to “aggressively” dance the Macarena in a manner that caused discomfort to some of my younger nieces and nephews.  This is very regrettable….

While I can’t promise this won’t happen again during this weeks festivities, I can promise I won’t invite any of my nieces and nephews. What’s the celebration? Well the Hipsterys week long 1st birthday bonanza!

All you kind and wonderful and trusting and choice burdened people have helped prove all those that considered us nothing more than a stupid whim – sort of wrong. To celebrate we’d like to offer you:

1. Free shipping to anywhere, all week. That’s right, we said anywhere on this big rock we call home. It’s our way of saying thanks for your support.

2. Those of you have ordered before, we’ve an extra thank you only for you. If you order again during this week you’ll get additional birthday related gifts of which we’ll remain vague. Small gestures of our appreciation. Remember the survey changes slightly each time and you’ll always get a shirt from a different brand.

Once again thank you for an outstanding year. There will also be other mini contests and updates happening in Facebook.

Your scientific comrades in cotton,

Dr Willem and the Hipstery Team.